I'm Eileen, I'm 19, and I live in New York. Sophomore at Le Moyne College. Things that I enjoy include but are not limited to: Tuba. Guitar. Field band. Folk music. Books. Potatos. Please, say hello (:
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
People are losing their fire and forgetting about Ferguson. That’s exactly what the police want, though: for all of this to just go away and for people to forget about it.
Don’t let that happen.
— Monica Drake- Clown Girl (via yeezy2016)
…and you finish off as an orgasm.” - George Carlin"
— (via the-random-quotes)
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”
— She was always holding my hand (via laceypanty)
when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing
— Jean-Paul Sartre, from Witness to My Life: The Letters of Jean-Paul Sartre to Simone De Beauvoir (via violentwavesofemotion)
do not flirt with women when they are at work
do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt
^^^^^^ I’m not smiling at you bc I like you, it’s bc it’s my job to.