No matter what I do its never good enough. Nothing I do will ever please you and I guess I’m supposed to be sorry for that. Sorry that you told me you’d buy the expensive dress so I told my boss to get it. Sorry that I did well in high school and decided to go to a good private school that you said you can afford, but now cant. Sorry that I tried to take some initiative and leadership to organize something and you said you’d help, and not everyone paid yet. Sorry that I got fired for a stupid reason and now rarely work at my job. I’m sorry that my contacts Fucking burn my eyes and I think I look absolutely hideous without glasses, so I want to wear them to my senior ball. It fucking sucks being the youngest because even though I’ve fucked up the least and I have the brightest future out of all of your kids, you wasted all your money on them. Erin and Matt never felt like shit for going to a private school yet you tell me every week that you can’t afford my education. I did everything right. I did every single Fucking thing you asked of me and this is what I get? I get to be treated like the dirt under your shoes because you couldn’t save enough money for the last kid? It’s just not fair and I realize that life isn’t fair but this is unacceptable. I just need to get out of this house and go to college but I’m afraid you won’t even leave me alone then.

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

• hug
• go on walks while holding hands
• smile
• kiss
• cuddle
• have cute little dates
• have movie nights
• take adorable pictures
• go new places
• try new things
• fall in love
• brutally fuck you
• look at the stars
• do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

(via teddytrumpet)

epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

(via aboyrunningincircles)

whorville:

Tick Tock touch my Cock

I read this as “tick tock touch my clock” and it literally took me two minutes to get the joke.

(via lovelylittleredhead)

"Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good guys who just don’t understand why their comments might be unwelcome. Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are creepy predators. Most are somewhere in between, and guess what? I don’t know you, I don’t know your life, and I have no idea if you’re going to leave it at “Hey, you look good in that dress!” or follow it up with “But you’d look better without it! Har har! C’mon, where’re you going? I know you heard me! Fucking cunt, nobody wants your fat ass anyway, bitch.”

When you compliment a random woman who doesn’t know you, no matter how nice you are about it, there’s a good chance she’s going to freak out internally because for all she knows, you could be that latter type. And I get that it’s really unfair that women would just assume that about you. I get that it sucks that sometimes, expressing totally reasonable opinions like “hey you’re hot” will make women terrified of you or furious at you. That’s not fair.

But if you’re going to lay the blame for that somewhere, for fuck’s sake, don’t blame the woman. Blame all the guys who have called her a bitch and a cunt for ignoring their advances. Blame all the guys who may have harassed, abused, or assaulted her in the past. Blame all the people who may never do such a thing themselves, but who were quick to blame her and tell her to just get over it. Blame the fact that if she stops and talks to you and then something bad happens, people will blame her for stopping and talking to you."

— Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via brute-reason)

(via bronythetiger)